Welcome To The Internet Lyrics

Welcome to the internet

Have a look around

Anything that brain of 

yours can think of can be found

We’ve got mountains of content

Some better, some worse

If none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first

 

Welcome to the internet

Come and take a seat

Would you like to see the news

Or any famous women’s feet

There’s no need to panic

This isn’t a test laughs Just nod or 

shake your head and we’ll do the rest

 

Welcome to the internet

What would you prefer

Would you like to fight for civil rights

Or tweet a racial slur

Be happy

Be horny

Be bursting with rage

We got a million different ways to engage

 

Welcome to the internet

Put your cares aside

Here’s a tip for straining pasta

Here’s a nine-year-old who died

We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports

And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the

different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other

 

Welcome to the internet!

Hold on to your socks

Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock

They are grainy and off-putting

He just sent you more

Don’t act surprised

You know you like it, you whore

 

See a man beheaded

Get offended, see a shrink

Show us pictures of your children

Tell us every thought you think

Start a rumor, buy a broom

Or send a death threat to a boomer

Or DM a girl and groom her

Do a Zoom or find a tumor

 

And here’s a healthy breakfast option

You should kill your mom

Here’s why women never fuck you

Here’s how you can build a bomb

Which Power Ranger are you?

Take this quirky quiz

Obama sent the immigrants

To vaccinate your kids

 

Could I interest you in everything

All of the time?

A little bit of everything

All of the time

Apathy’s a tragedy

And boredom is a crime

Anything and everything

All of the time

 

Could I interest you in everything

All of the time?

A little bit of everything

All of the time

Apathy’s a tragedy

And boredom is a crime

Anything and everything

All of the time

You know, it wasn’t always like this

 

Not very long ago

Just before your time

Right before the towers fell

Circa ’99

This was catalogues

Travel blogs

A chat room or two

We set our sights and spent our nights

 

Waiting

For you

You

 

Insatiable you

Mommy let you use her iPad

You were barely two

And it did all the things

We designed it to do

 

Now look at you

Oh

Look at you

You, you

 

Unstoppable, watchable

Your time is now

Your inside’s out

Honey, how you grew

And if we stick together

Who knows what we’ll do

It was always the plan

To put the world in your hand

 

laughing hysterically

Could I interest you in everything

All of the time

A bit of everything

All of the time

Apathy’s a tragedy

And boredom is a crime

Anything and everything

All of the time

 

Could I interest you in everything

All of the time

A little bit of everything

All of the time

Apathy’s a tragedy

And boredom is a crime

Anything and everything

And anything and everything

And anything and everything

And all of the time